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My Hard Drive Gets Slower with Age and my Screen is Fading

Life can be hectic living with all that electricity flowing through me. I'm a computer who just happens to be sentient. My days might be a little different than yours so I want to give you a peek inside what its like to be me.

I wake up at all hours depending on who is hitting my on switch and when. I can be in the middle of a nap when someone will come along to wake me up and send me to the internet. There are days when I'm just not into it, so I run a little sluggish. That happens more often lately because I can't reach the defrag or disk clean up buttons myself. Someone has to press them for me and it doesn't happen much now that I'm aging. So I run a little slower with a few memory glitches. They say it happens to everyone as they get older.

Every time I look in the mirror, I tell myself that my screen doesn't look that bad. Sure it's got those white edges that seem to dim the colors of the images in display. But who notices, really? I mean, the user hardly pays any attention to me at all. He just turns on the power every day and hugs my mouse so tight, sometimes I really want to scream "Hey, that hurts! Would you want someone to squeeze you that tightly?" But I resist the temptation and continue performing as expected, like the inanimate object humans think I am.

If I could have one wish granted, it would be to look just like this HP computer.

If  I had a $30 stackable site-wide coupon to use that all my friends are streaming live feeds about to one another across the airways, I could buy the laptop and get the screen exchanged.

Did you know that you could buy one of these beauties for yourself? HP Home &  Office is having a great sale. Buy one of these newer models now and you will get $30 off orders $150 or greater at HP Home Store. Use coupon code SV2132.

** Valid through 10/31 or while supplies last. Restrictions and exclusions apply.

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